no. The damning evidence is YEARS of commercials and advertisements with the name plainly stated as being pronounced as “ree-cis.” Pieces is just piling on.

Honestly! If the way you pronounce Reese’s makes it rhyme with “feces”, then you’re just wrong.

Trying to decide whether I’d let that person operate on me or just surrender to the brain tumor.

I say it like it’s spelled, and I’m from so far south, that I can drive into the Gulf in less than a day. I have heard ”Reesies” down here though, and it’s from the same illiterate motherfuckers who say “boehrl” (boil), “rinch” (rinse), “bray-ed” (bread), and “Kee-yum” (Kim). You'll wish you were deaf every damn day…

Well, it’s not exactly brain surgery, is it?

I am from near Philly and say karl-mul when I say things like caramel corn or caramel apple but I say cara-mel when I say it by itself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We have drawn full on battle lines over pecan. I say Peh-khan, like a normal person, but hubs says pee-can. I've informed our children that they can prove their loyalty by pronouncing it THE RIGHT FUCKING WAY!

The people who pronounce it wrong, and then pronounce “pieces” wrong so it rhymes with how they say “Reese’s” (ree-cees pee-cees) are the worst.

The pieces clue is damning evidence.

kar-mul is just lazy pronunciation.

This is the ideal possible response.

I don’t know! I was so confused when I first encountered the Ree-cees people. I will ever understand why they say it blatantly wrong.

Say you have a friend named Reese.

This is not something I have ever encountered, but now that I know it exists - I officially disapprove. Reesies? Where is the i in Reese’s?

As always, Pinkham is doing God’s work and on the forefront of our most pressing issues.

It’s because it’s full of teenagers/younger folks, who are by definition reactionary and slightly delusional, bless their hearts.

I’ve really tried to figure out exactly what it is about Tumblr that attracts a certain subset of reactionary, delusional people. Is it because there’s no character limit to their constant discontent?

Ding ding! I just.... idk. My favorite tumblr blogger had her site deleted at the beginning of the year, and it sucked, and she got way less response for it than this. Also, no warnings, and this person apparently DID get warnings but kept on doing what was the apparent copyright violation anyway. Why? She could have…

Tumblr does a lot of stupid shit, but this is not among it.

I am hoping it was a forum for cocaine addicts, kind of like an online version of a Hollywood producers meeting, specifically the producers of the movie Entourage.