It’s funny, you know, when the show first aired I hated Faith and couldn’t wait for Buffy to beat her ass.

Seriously. With the exception of Jeb Bush and Bernie Sanders, is there /anyone/ in the current race who didn’t run in 2008?

I presume that is understood by the author and the crux of the post. Subverting expectations. At least I hope so, because any claim that it’s not a photoshop could not be made in earnest.

This is true. I posted the list of the weirder ones already, but here they are again:

Damn it, you people do NOT understand that some of us are taking Chantix and the freaky nightmare potential is like a million times worse than usual.

Were you even able to type this with a straight face? I barely glanced at it and started cackling.

I ended up reading the books people people slammed the “you didn’t read it, there nothing you can say!” argument in my face. It was one of the hardest read of my life. And I have read “L’art français de la guerre”. I kept procrastinating, stopping to go do the dishes, walk the dog and watch judge Judy. Every single…

Oh man. That series just keeps getting worse.

If you were in my family, you’d be Clarussell. Or maybe Russara.

Also, if a vampire isn’t alive how can their sperm be?

Supposedly the baby is so supernaturally beautiful that the grown-ass-man werewolf guy immediately falls hopelessly in love with her. I don’t mean like “what a cute baby I will adopt her” love, like adult romantic love.

Yes. The baby was supposed to be , like half-vampire or something, and therefore grew at a rapid rate. So when she was a toddler, her features would have resembled an older child. I guess this is what they thought the anti-Benjamin Button baby would look like?

or just because.

Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

Something about a super fast aging ability/uncannily beautiful and intelligent for a baby? She’s supposed to have this magical je ne sais quoi as the unholy offspring of a vampire and a human. In the case of the movie that je ne sais quoi translates as horrible model faced gremlin spawn. I didn’t read the books or see…

but... but.. why did they just not suggest Ellen...?

Stephenie Meyer should be punched in the tit for making the name Renesmee a thing.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?