Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

Maybe you should sit down for this...

I hated this show so much, and my sisters always had it on.

(oops it’s huge, dnc enough to resize. sorry guys.)

We want to give the fans what they deserve for supporting us for so many years.

Least invasive thing EVER?

And while practicing on each other in such classes isn’t rare,

I’m sorry but even when it was medically necessary for me, I hated these. Who on earth would volunteer for this? Haven’t they created fake human body torso’s to cover practice for stuff like this yet? Can’t they intern for a doctor’s office or imaging office instead?

This whole thing is horrifying, but what the holy hell is happening with this sentence in particular?

I work with high school kids and when this came up in a debate, one of the very religious kids said, “THAT’S NOT TRUE, ABSTINENCE ALWAYS WORKS.”

Use birth control if you are not prepared for the cost of a kid

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

What sorcery is this?
(Also I agree with your points. But columns, man. COLUMNS.)

yeah, I really don’t get how older guys expect younger women to want to date them when they don’t want to date people their age—like you think people you’re age are gross, why do you think I wouldn’t?

Holy crap, you made columns.

“I can totally use your emotional pain to put my dick in you!” - Sociopaths.

It’s very simple. Men that assume they can “swoop in” because they treat women’s attraction like an interchangeable thing, do so because they see women as interchangeable. I can’t believe I am saying this sincerely but that’s not all men that have this problem. But.....I bet if you started looking at guys bitching…

I accept this award on behalf of bored underachievers everywhere. If you believe in yourself you too may one day stumble into mediocrity.

I prefer him as a painter of kittens than as of the leader of the free world, that is for sure.

Why are we not talking about the amazing casting of Selma Blair as Kris Jenner?