Every part of this story makes me want to give up.

Just going to do what I usually do when I see or hear his name and imagine that Elon Musk piloted one of those cool rocket ships directly into a mountain and I never have to hear his name or see his puffy face again.

Sean Penn’s writing is dogshit, so maybe he should try woodcarving or something.

The one about how that little kid got eaten by an alligator because of white male privilege or whatever is sure up there. 

I dunno, this seems pretty benign for something the internet turned out.

After a point, that’s a distinction without a difference. 

Just popping in to say, as someone who would know for various reasons, that Summit, Utah has absolutely nothing of tangible value. 

Hey, thanks for chiming in.

Hollywood agents might negotiate contracts for their principals while they’re not in the room, but it’s not like it’s a secret on whose behalf the negotiations are taking place.

What if someone signed a contract agreeing to be a slave and their owner abuses them to death, but the contract said that might happen? Their fault, right? They willingly signed the contract. And don’t give me the whole “No one would do that,” because that doesn’t actually matter. (And voluntary-slavery still pops up…

You’re one of these idiots who thinks anyone can do anything any time, aren’t you?

Yes, and old ladies shouldn’t carry handbags with cash if they don’t want to get mugged.

Hope you enjoy it when your taps stop running because capitalism was so good at protecting the environment from catastrophic global warming.

Thank you for succinctly demonstrating why liberalism is actually awful.

Of course I would.

Still kicking, thanks.  

You must be a hit at the old folks’ homes.

Yeah, actually I acknowledged that the first thing I said when I described it as “libertarian shit-headedness” instead of “sexual predation.” 

It rules how rich people use their money to continue the long practice of classically conditioning (e.g., prep school) their children so people don’t find out that they are as insanely stupid as they actually are.

Fully conceded that this wasn’t sexual assault, but the position that it’s part of the same power dynamic that enables sexual exploitation in the film/TV industry is extremely persuasive. And honestly, judging from the weird, hostile defenses of shitty labor practices from people in these comments who claim to work in…