People want to set up all these rules to follow but at the end of the day they’re meaningless. Women get raped because somebody decided to rape them.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Don’t forget Schoolhouse Rock! One of the happier moments of my adult life was when I treated myself to a set of ALL the Schoolhouse Rocks (ostensibly for the kidlet, but I’m pretty sure the entire family knew who it was really for). Especially since I take great pride in being one of the few people I knew who can…

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

But don’t you know that men are statistically just as likely to experience domestic violence but also lets ignore the fact that when you actually break those stats down men get stalked and verbally abused while women get raped, beaten, set on fire, and have their children murdered but it’s definitely totally the same…

Exactly. Let’s just reframe this entire conversation to talk about the all those instances. After that’s resolved, we’ll get back to this little thing.

Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

Interracial gay relationshiper here. I forget I’m in an interracial relationship 99% of the time. Am I alone in this? Also, I have a few dozen button-down shirts from Old Navy, for casual workdays. Old Navy has become better than their strict sibling, Banana Republic.

Paul Feig’s movie trailers are always terrible. But then the movie is hilarious (Spy and Bridesmaids).

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Come back into our lives you beautiful, crazy, nutjob!

i’ve clicked on that unhinged blog post before. are you the one always linking to it? that’s some crazy tinfoil hat shit fo’ sho.