I hope Bill Maher dies from some sort of heart disease that is normally associated with obesity. I can’t stand him.

I love this so much. I’ve only recently come to accept my fat body, partly due to Aubrey Gordon of the Maintenance Phase podcast and the book What We Don’t Talk About When We Talk About Fat (highly recommend both). I’ve been dieting since I was in elementary school. My mom, who is not fat, constantly talks about losing…

“Hey mister, can you tell me is it okay to eat bread?”

Even though I know it’s not “normal,” I still judge every bite I put in my mouth. Does this count as “healthy” or not? And if not, shouldn’t I be “good?”

I think the correct response, when you’re part of a group of three and there aren’t enough chairs, is to remain standing while someone fetches another chair. Simply sitting down and posing for the cameras as if nothing was amiss was where they went wrong.

I also... like... we all know Alec isn’t the brightest bulb, but asking a random skinny SNL cast member for weight loss tips really takes the cake. It’s either “he’s 21 and has the metabolism of a gazelle” or “it’s cocaine,” Alec, you were only ever going to get one of two options.

Both.

So, Florida cops thought white girl Hallock has probably killed her white ex-boyfriend but didn’t perform even basic follow up cuz prosecutors said nevermind and she’s just got away with it for 30 years while this man sat in prison? Whew.

Unlike many commenters here, I typically have patience with the Kardashian family. They just don’t get under my skin much. But this shit is beyond the pale to me for some reason. I guess I hit my cap. The idea of a 37 yo woman hopping on Instagram live to “prove” her body actually looks a certain way is INSANE to me.…

‘member when Bush gave Angela Merkel an unsolicited back rub?

Make no mistake. Utah doesn’t care about the women in this case. It’s making sure Big Business (insurance companies, hospitals, etc) gets paid. This way, they have not 1 but 2 people they can demand payment from. Increases their chances of getting paid.

If a person is actively overdosing and seconds from death but I push them in front of a train, I killed them. Just like even if a person “did too many drugs” and I put them on the ground, then put my knee on their neck in a way that cuts off oxygen to the brain for over 9 minutes, I killed them. 

The charges were already absurd because A: she broke no laws and B: the state constituion specifically protects legislators from being arrested while doing their jobs, barring treason. But then it turns out she was actually serving in the role of secretary. She wasn’t being nosy or bothersome or annoying, it’s…

I have a small ceramic pot, sealed, that I've been trying to remember, for years, who's in it, either my old boyfriend or my best cat ever, Pumpkin Andy. No idea, to be honest.  I'm just blank.

Branwell would absolutely support the TERFs.

I’m a cis man, but I find even the concept of TERFs so infuriating. I mean, if you really gave a shit about gender equality and protecting women then are you going to focus on the huge percentage of men who are actively keeping women from equality, or on the tiny fractional percentage of individuals who just want to…

This motherfucker’s name is literally Tom Cotton like he stepped out of a 70s Slavery Blacksploitation film. America has no chill 

Make America Safe Again?

Was your dog my first husband? They sound very much alike.

I have what could be a simple answer to this problem. Showrunners, bookers and producers, take note: