...Didn’t even read the blog you’re whining about, did you?

I mean, Guilfoyle had it not that long ago and that New Yorker article points to her being quite the super spreader.

I’m not happy he is sick. I wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone.

herman cain was double D DEAD in two short weeks

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

When Michelle told us to go high, she wasn’t expecting us to break the Olympic high jump record. She wants us to be better than them. And they’re so low, they got to look up to see the Titanic. 

This is what I’m hearing this morning. Sang it twice in the shower, actually.

Same. I hope he dies. And if he does, I know quite a few conservative Christians to whom my first words will be, “I DO believe in God!”

I know, just when I felt like I was always stuck in second gear.

I keep vaciliating between that same sentiment and nervous trepidation about how this will somehow work out for the fucker.

Funny how news like this just brightens up your day... your month... your year!

Holy cow! The Prez tested positive for Liberal Hoax.

Just one question: what do you think the Republican response would be if Biden had tested positive right after the debate with Trump? How fucking fast would the conspiracy theory machine spin up that Biden knew he was positive all along, and was trying to infect Trump? How fucking nuclear would Trump have gone in that…

THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY. FLYING-SPAGHETTI-MONSTER-ON-A-CRACKER, IT’S ONLY OCTOBER 1ST.

I watched a bunch of good people die in front of me in April and there was nothing I could do to help them. I take this shit really seriously. Also, I’m closing out the day with a glass of wine and spit it out reading this headline because I LOL’d too hard.

LOL

Thankfully, COVID-19 is only really dangerous for people over 70 who have underlying health conditions like obesity.

*sends thoughts and prayers