My last 2 exes both mocked how I pronounce “bagel”... and both had no empathy. Not narcissist level, but I definitely had to double-take that sentence!

I’m seeing a guy who plans to vote for Kanye... he also believes the Wayfair conspiracy and that lizard people run the world. I’ve been sending him articles disproving the former and can’t even with the latter... if the dick was even slightly less good, I would have blown him off weeks ago. The backbending logic he…

They are all in love with dying, and they are doing it in Texas (as well as the rest of the world...

It feels weird to star someone’s misery, but as someone who’s been there, I’m sorry. I hope you can figure something out because getting to the brink and not finishing is a bitch in the worst possible meaning.

I was once put on a medication (Lamictal) that didn’t inhibit my libido—tbh, I would have preferred that—but rendered me unable to orgasm. It was infuriating. Luckily, I had a wonderful psychiatrist who, when I told her, responded that I had just begun and it would be easy to go off of, as it wasn’t even at a…

I worked there very briefly about 10 years ago, and yes, they were trying to sell you what they had. They have this theory that you can “cheat” cup/band sizes. So if you are a 36D, you could go up a band size and down a cup size to wear a 38C. This works with some people in some styles but is quite limited, especially…

I agree, but from a distance, she’s attractive. Not stunning movie-star attractive, but an attainable attractive that I can see appealing to men. I’ve noticed that my partner (straight man) gives more points for body, whereas I (bi woman) judge a lot more based on face/how much is spackle vs. actual physical beauty.

I want to be clear that I’m not body/face/appearance shaming here, but I find myself asking: if someone who looked like Klobuchar had Gabbard’s views, would she be even remotely considered a legitimate candidate? I just find it hard to believe that her (admittedly small) group of supporters aren’t influenced by her…

That phrase is 100% the embodiment of “the confidence of a mediocre white man”.

He is the epitome of a chonky cat and I love him! He looks like he DGAF about anything but snacks and maybe cuddles (when he feels like it, not when you want them).

I grew up with many sisters, both biological and in spirit. We showed affection for one another by brushing, braiding, and generally playing with each other’s hair. My closest female friend and I do the same--we both love having our hair touched and if I am having a bad day, she will stroke my hair (and vice-versa).…

I’m with you. I admired her before I could put words to why; I also never understood why the adults in my life hated her for things like not wanting to bake cookies or having actual opinions. She’s incredibly strong and intelligent and I desperately wanted her to be our first female president. I accept that she made…

Same. Then, as my wedding approached, my mom offered to make me a gift basket of things that “helped” her and Dad when they got married. I obviously declined. She also told me that she was allergic to condoms, advice I (thankfully) classified as a lie and ignored. I figured if she could wear latex gloves at work, I…

I had a brief fling with a guy who purchased toothbrushes at Costco, and being given a fresh toothbrush before bed was one of the sexiest things he could have done for me. 

There was an excellent Behind the Bastards podcast episode on the quack who founded chiropractic medicine, and it’s basically a bunch of bunk “science”.

Blind item sites (I know, they’re a guilty pleasure) have been doing this for a while. It’s sickening.

The no-makeup people look exactly like any other human woman without makeup: their features are more flat and they look slightly washed out. That’s it. And Meghan Markle and Emma Stone look flawless, despite their alleged bad hair.

That’s the scary part: so much of this behavior is normalized, so it doesn’t occur to you that what happened was wrong until decades later, when someone else points it out. I’ve lost count of the “funny” anecdotes about my childhood that were actually really problematic/abusive in hindsight. But at the time, it was…

Same, but ND. My senator is Kevin Cramer and he’s a garbage person. All the calls in the world won’t make him see reason. 

Adding it to my list of Things to Do in Denver When I’m Dead.