Chonki

6/17/16

What plain, overcooked oatmeal is to breakfast, this guy is to music journalism.

6/17/16

Jebus cheetos that’s a good idea! But, rather than photos of his hands, they should have the art department actually draw out representation of the descriptions. Of course, if they ever did, Thiel would fund a billion dollar lawsuit against Gawker.

6/17/16

silly, it only matters if the WOMAN was drinking.

6/16/16

So sorry that this has happened and that it’s close to home for you x

6/16/16

It’s harder to get a license to be a hair dresser than to get a gun. Hair grows back. Dead people don’t.*

6/15/16

Just a reminder that this whole thing would very likely have gone unnoticed if the woman in question hadn’t been such a terrific, talented writer and if she hadn’t had the bravery and determination to write such a long, damning piece of prose AND share it with Buzzfeed. This judge would still be judging away,…

6/15/16

Every time he sees a gavel he will be buried under the weight of crushed dreams.

6/14/16

If ever the word “ilk” fit a group of people, it’s Trump’s defenders. It’s the perfect word for them.

6/14/16

It’s about fucking time.

6/14/16

Hey guys? You know you are going to have a hard time filling your jury box if you discount every ~~woman~~ person who has ever been sexually assaulted right?

6/14/16

verdicts were overturned after it was discovered that the foreman of the jury had been a victim of statutory rape

6/14/16

No consequences, absolutely no remorse, violent and degrading crime... what about this guy says ‘not likely to reoffend’?

6/14/16

But guys, Brock does not enjoy eating steaks and pretzels anymore! Hasn’t he been punished enough???

6/12/16

I have a hard time not hating the parents that raised me. My mother, who threw up on me when she read my diary at 16 and vomited on me because she read of my attraction and confusion I now identify as bisexuality. My mother who still, spits the work out gay in angry and whispered tone so my siblings don’t hear her. My…

6/11/16

New stuff make thinky part of head hurt!

6/10/16

Peter Thiel hates women, so the longer Jezebel lasts, the happier I’ll be.

6/10/16

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

6/10/16

Ziff-Davis looks like it wants Jezebel and Gizmodo (and why not LifeHacker, Deadspin, etc.) but has no real interest in keeping Gawker itself. I think that would be a smart move. (Also, giving IO9 its independence from Gizmodo again would be great.)

6/9/16

Amazing how a jury who heard all of the evidence in this case found otherwise. Now please go away, Dad Turner.

4/4/12

I've found this one thought-provoking because if an article by a woman proclaiming her belief that she's attractive was published on Jezebel, we would all say that she is empowered and happy in her skin. (I don't want to go too much into my or anyone else's opinion of her looks too much, but I'd say she's pretty…