This is far cleverer than I suspect most people are giving you credit for. It’s almost art.

birdsrightsactivist‏@ProBirdRights

Oh wait, that’s not right...

Yeah, I'm posting this on every Amber Heard update. Deal with it.

Please, please, please do not respond to Hoyo. He’s a known troll and responding is only going to suck you down the rabbit hole.

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

Or a meteor. I’m not super-picky.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

“I never said six!”

Also, you forgot hating on the woman for thanking God. That’s a big one.

my mom would lose me in literally every store we went to in the 80s....today she would have a million change.org petitions calling on CPS to take me away.

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

She is entitled to have her complaint taken seriously and he is entitled to a trial before he is judged guilty. Easy peasy.

Yeah, because they are on Depp’s payroll, not Heard’s. So if they came out in defense of Heard, there would be no money motivating them.

Let’s all believe the men who are on Johnny’s payroll. The ones described in the deposition as standing by watching her be hit and did nothing except say “Boss. Stop.” Two witnesses confirmed this.

A regular Jezebel.

But what matters here is that women rights, feminism in general, and the fight against misogyny are points strongly identified with the left in Brazil

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes: