PUT IT IN H!

You’re lying to yourself if you think you wouldn’t be desperate enough to do damn near anything to have human contact when you’re without it for a year. Just take a look at what solitary confinement can do to a prisoner for a couple weeks or a month.

This will have to do.

Sweet, I hope they can butcher yet another cool sci-fi premise with manufactured family drama.

But judge...I swear I don’t drink. I was w/some friends, poured myself a diet coke from a jug, Yaya Yaya Yaya, now I’m here in court.

There was a new host being built in that secret lab. Who is it?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

Al Davis in hell right now

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

Or a clumsy proctologist

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

Local Republican Upset at Science Publication

The first third of this movie is proof that Nick Cage could play the Joker in his sleep and far outdo Jared Leto’s performance.

They’re clearly all suffering from uromysitisis!

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”