Sir, well before you ever read a single word of mine, I walked through fields where unexploded ordinances still go off and kill innocent Laotians—decades after they were dropped during the Vietnam war. I’ve seen the effects of Agent Orange up close and personal. I have vets as friends and have spoken at length to them…

I bet a head on would be only slightly less dramatic, and I’m pretty sure they at least thought about head-on collisions in 1992. The driver in the new Nissan would walk away with a sore neck in a head-on. The driver in the Tsuru would need an ambulance if they were lucky.