Monogramming is for the type of person who would name their child after themselves.

God, NO. As someone who grew up (and still resides, unfortunately) in the South, this is the epitome of a southern woman. These bitches monogram their fucking car windows for fucks sake. You’re nuts if you think Michelle Obama signs off on this shit. Just say no to monogramming!

no, monograms and labels all over bags are overrated

Bob Dole. Jesse Jackson. Limbaugh. Hell, Tiger Woods.

It blows my mind that people ACTUALLY think this.

Look, I don’t remember what your trip is or how you identify, but you are just straight up being shitty right now and I think you know it.

know what? fuck you.

there is not a single team out there that doesn’t end up synching up

I personally find articles about the daily lives of people who don’t have the same daily life as me interesting.

It would be completely awful. I would hate it. That still doesn’t mean it is the logical or correct choice.

There’s gotta be a German word for it.

The horrible truth is that you are already doing the right thing. I’ve watched this dance for decades. It might start out ok. The harder the woman tries the less the man tries. Until eventually the woman realizes she is putting in twice the effort than if she were handling everything without him and walks. This is not…

Exactly! This is why I can’t deal with relationships. I’m not good at petty games, insults, bad fights, any sort of abuse. But especially emotional abuse, which is not something people address often in relationships. But shit like this is emotionally abusive. I’ve never personally had a relationship like this, but I…

I’m not an MRA or anti-sex or anything, but I simply can’t wrap my head around why any couple would film themselves just for their own entertainment. It just strikes me as a mark of some kind of narcissism, insecurity or immaturity —like, you need the recording to remember that you once had sex? Can you really be…

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’