Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

To be honest he peaked with this and it all went downhill from there.

What if it’s sponsored by Jenga?

Truth! But... this write-up... kinda makes me want to watch it? And MST3K the shit out of it? When it comes out on cable, of course.

“Never forget” is the “thoughts and prayers” of false patriotism.

This is one of the best write ups of a bad movie I have ever read. You painted a picture of something I would never want to see so well that I actually feel like I watched it. Well done, well done.

True but voter suppression does.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

Not attacking you, but I’ve heard this excuse too many times from liberal white people. A comedian does or says something racist/stupid/ill advised and defenders come out of the woordwork talking about “he/she wasn’t advocating for people like that he/she was making fun of them” when in reality, they weren’t. That’s…

Que 10,000 comments about being too harsh on “well-meaning allies” *wank off motion* and how we’re alienating those who want to help us *wank off motion*

Apropos of nothing apart from her being Hollywood royalty, here’s one of her first appearances, age 7, as a little girl in glasses eating soft-serve ice cream at Mel’s Diner in the Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (starring her mom as Flo)

Yeah, I did not read that as a cute, funny aside - which I’m sure is what Handler was going for. I read that as totally disrespectful. Like, the parts were always one-note and Chelsea Handler still only sees Neicy Nash as that one-note caricature of a black woman.

I hate chelsea, she is not different than those other fake white WOKE women, thinking that you see that once in a setting is good enough for everything else beyond that to stop or at least find that the work is done. You can tell by her response to Nash.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.