There is not one thing on the musical planet that Madonna pioneered in. What did she do exactly? It certainly wasn’t her sound (ripped from black musicians), it wasn’t her look (stolen from Marilyn Monroe), it wasn’t her dance moves (swiped from the gay underground), it wasn’t her voice (built out of nothing by…

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.

IT! WASN’T! NOT! FUNNY!

Let’s not forget them setting up Ruthie in Hawaii to become dangerously intoxicated at every opportunity.

I swear to god I think I still hear that, “It kills me! You don’t even know!” in my sleep sometimes. Now that was legitimately juicy.

Not sure how you could forget NY (the original), LA, or Miami. I will forgive you for forgetting Boston and London (though the rocker guy on London got his tongue bitten almost in half, how do you forget that?).

The Real World seemed to make it their mission to promote violence among the cast mates as the only reason to watch. From Tammy being dragged out of bed to Irene being slapped to the first season where Eric & Kevin were ready to fight this show is the main reason that we are now stuck with frauds like The Kardashians.…

This season had one of the most amazing reality tv scenes ever between David and Kira. “It kills me! You don’t even know!” “The love that cost me everything.”“I must not be enough!”

Here’s one more.

Hold on, she’s 52?

I’m pretty sure Angela Merkel is considered the ‘leader of the free world’ these days. That’s what people are saying anyway. Just what I heard.

I’m a Brazilian. Few countries in the Western hemisphere are in a more politically troubled situation as us right now (Venezuela being the only one to come from the top of my mind)...

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

A friend of mine told us that scuba diving was a popular way to kill your spouse because there’s so many things that can go wrong (I have no idea if she was joking or not). Anyway, my husband and I now always joke about taking each other scuba diving if the other one is slightly annoyed or something (aka, “I know I…

January 2013: The first rumblings about an affair between Jay Z and new Roc Nation artist Rita Ora begin to emerge.

What gets me about the Rachel Roy rumors is that it seems like more of a calculated Alpha move against Dame Dash than an unbridled sexual affair.

That’s too much work

This relationship looks exhausting.