It’s what you do on your bar mitzvah.

Our alumni threatened to withdraw support because we had to many gay men in our fraternity, and we wanted to do a Drag Show fundraiser.

We cholas need to stick together.

And now I’ll tell you all about me, because I have a (somewhat) similar story. Since my younger sister and I were little, everything in our family has been about her. The question “How will Amy’s Younger Sister feel about this?” runs through my mom’s mind I’d guess at least once a day, even though we’re now in our…

THIS. What is the obsession of getting married to someone that doesn’t want to get married to you? I can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than begging someone to propose. If you’re that desperate to get hitched, switch the gender expectation!

An ultimatum proposal is the most unromantic thing I can imagine,…

*Nope not changing her fucking name.

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Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!

Not gonna lie I’m so livid with your mother rn! That was your graduation!!!! So in the spirit of this article can I make it all about me for a second? Great.

I thought incidents like this were the stuff of myth. When my best friend got married, I even felt bad I was taller than her and tried to find ways to make myself seem shorter so I’d not take all the attention.

When deciding our wedding date, we looked at the UT football schedule (we both went there and live in Austin), ACL schedule, other public stuff in order to make travel and lodging easy for people coming in. FINALLY settled on a date and when we shared it with friends, my husband’s good college friend was like “Hey,…

It is sad that this needed to be written. But, THANK YOU.

I was planning on giving The Real O’Neals a shot because the American Family Association already sent me an email about how it’s an evil show about filthy sodomites.

There’s nobody you care about in The Real O’Neals??? MARTHA PLIMPTON! I will give it a watch needing no other reason than her.

“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and…

It figures that the living embodiment of ‘cocaine logic’ would be really into mirrors.