Disrespects his own skill, that’s good. I guess people think Crosby should be some kind of angel out there (like the Sedins, who are disrespected all over the league for it), or else he should be fighting guys with half his skill and taking years off his career.

Good Try.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

For real. I just bought life insurance and one of the questions was “Are you or have you ever been John Daly?”

Just, you know, two digits less.

“Also helped that there wasn’t a delay of game called on Rust for laying down on the puck. Didn’t know you were allowed to have 2 goalies on the ice.”

True... but it also should have been blown dead earlier when Ovechkin ran over Fleury. (Best angle at around 1:06)

“So much for the green jackets.”

Even as a Pens fan, I felt bad for the Jackets for that bad goalie interference call; then Savard crosschecked Hornqvist face first into the pipe away from the play a minute later and I stopped caring.

Things didn’t go great the last time Romo had two jobs

It’s a special moment when you can say ‘Thank god for that monster truck rally’ and have empirical evidence to support it.

I think in this case it was fun to watch one off and potentially a fun wrinkle to add to Rugby Union, so long as the tactics inherent weaknesses are enforced. That is, there has to be space for the scrum half to move into, if it’s totally blocked backwards by a non-rucking team there needs to be space forwards.

Otherwis…

great, that can can be your obituary

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

It’s not Ravens Flock. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Which is really just so fucking appropriate.

Malkin should have been sent off multiple times, but the refs just ignored his hacking.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Do they also misspell Hershey’s?