He was playing up on the fact the The Met Gala was tonight. As in Metropolitan Opera House.

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking. If I get up from my desk and you sit down and type out a tweet on my account, you didn’t hack me.

Nah.

I know! Usually when someone drops to their knees, it’s natural to expect a little Skully.

These are our commenters.

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

I just got the “LUNCH” joke from Look Who’s Talking thanks to that baby.

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.

Both usages are accepted. I tend to use the plural a lot just out of habit: I have freelanced for years for UK outlets and they prefer the plural for organizations and teams. The thing I mostly worry about is mixing the plural and singular, because my brain is still American and sometimes defaults to singular.

Man, someone is bitter. Remember Palmer would of rather retired then play another snap with the Bengals.

As a Browns fan, a big part of the hole we have to dig ourselves out of...well, it’s like a mobius hole, really...is that we’re in a division with three successful, competently run, stable teams. We have no bottom dweller to beat up on, because it is us.

Marmaduke would destroy Clifford.

Take a psych class. “You” might learn something.

You’d expect a Wolfe would know better than to try to let things blow over.

Get real. This is such a calculated PR move by LeBron. He trained a guy to shoot half-court hook shots for five years and then created a fake half-court hook shot contest for the guy to participate in. Why was LeBron even paying attention to the guy as he shot it? Because he knew he was going to make it and then he…