That possession deserves its own PornHub category.

I swear that’s what I thought it meant too. I don’t think about jersey numbers, I guess.

“They blew it dead when the ref lost sight of the puck” is all well and good, but you can’t tell me they saw the puck through that whole sequence.

Let’s try to be fair here to Tortorella...... ehh, nah. Let’s not.

Marte has more speed and skill which means more potential — for both great plays and disaster.

Showing this to my 8yo daughter who loves Rey.

Or maybe just take it out since a dead man owned a team in which a player got an then-unknown disease, reached out to him, paid for his funeral and you sound like your blaming him.

Nice. It will be refreshing to mute a new analyst.

Trump likes golf?

Whew! And now we can explain all of the other Vikings arrests on the pillaging of their forefathers. And, oh, the plundering!

The shit of it is, millennials don’t even realize that he’s only #2 in the Dirk rankings.   

The best part about realizing that you’re about to be “that guy” is moving on to something else instead and not being “that guy.”

My family owns a pizza shop that’s been doing this since the early 80's and I worked prep there for a Valentines Day it was chaos! The pizza looked and tasted better than these, but order a good regular-shaped pie from a local place. You’re getting 12% less pizza anyway. Buy her a rose to go with it,

Too bad Dave Coulier wasn’t there to tell those burglars to Cut. It. Out.

Good thing he’s got three more of these to work out the kinks.

Steve Kerr is a pretty positive person. He pays attention.

It might be more common if the next sales meeting was likely to cripple them.

Eventually when (if) they lose, they will say “we only really lost $300" and THAT is when I will have a fist-shaped hole in my monitor.

Malkin had a hat trick in under 11 minutes?