“Slow down, K.J.!”—Ty Lawson, who improvidently decided on an intentional foul drinking game beforehand

“No problem here, sir!” — Mike Greenberg, beginning record 978th ad copy recitation in a 3-hour show

The next class action is even more explosive: Cincinnati and Philadelphia residents demanding to be blacked out, with Atlanta soon to join in.

He said that about an offensive lineman? That’s an offensive line, man.

No article about the activities of Ken Paxton would be complete without a mention that he was indicted for securities fraud nine months after being elected Attorney General.

(Beats Ohio St. in the championship game with Rice, using the triple option exclusively)