Anyone else over here grumpily waiting for superhero media to run its course? Sorry not sorry.

I wish there were a button I could hit where a swarm of females come out of nowhere and beat his ass. That’s how that video should have ended.

ok so Im an elementary teacher and I am struggling to see the value of this assignment period. Like how is naming the price of slaves contributing to anything this person was trying to teach? She could have had them research the historical price of things and used that for wherever this assignment was going and that…

Yeah, pretty sure a loving husband wouldn’t smack/grab another woman’s ass with or especially without consent. And let me guess, at least one of his kids is a daughter, so he’s implicitly teaching her that her body doesn’t belong to her, but to any man who wants to get a handful.

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The fact that he lawyered up instead of just apologizing really says a lot.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

I’m currently sitting in the midst of a mumps outbreak because a bunch of kids didn’t get immunized. If mumps is making the rounds as fast as it is where I am, I can only imagine the outbreak that would happen if measles were to pop up given that these people don’t have their MMR vaccine.  Late teens/early 20s, the…

I dated a guy who wouldn’t let me sit on his bed if I had taken the subway over, because he didn’t want subway germs from my pants on his duvet. Weirdo. May he fall hopelessly in love with a woman who sits in short shorts on the subway

Are we sure that she’s not a traveller from a parallel universe? Someone who experienced a different history to the rest of us

Yeah. This sounds about right. She’s basically every one of my aunts on social media. 

Willie’s wife has an incredible line of edibles. His vape line is amazing too. Willie still gets high as fuck, I promise.

...And a chill runs up Snoop Dogg’s spine.

Lil Bub will forever be my favorite internet cat to ever live. No other internet cat will ever come close to the magnificence that is Lil Bub. She was a magical cat sent from the universe and had so much to give from such a tiny body. She will continue to be magical and help those special cats less fortunate. Rest…

Ok. So. My husband, 40-going-on-12, loves doing the ‘I’m not touching you’ finger waggle in front of my nose while we’re in the car, particularly if I’m driving and can’t really respond. In moments like those, I will absolutely attempt to chomp his finger off at the knuckle. (Hasn’t happened yet cuz his reflexes are…

Why is everything white?