Not so much a cake disaster, but when I went to thank the Catering staff for doing a fantastic job, I found them all in the kitchen having a slice of the cake (after they had served it to all of the guests of course. Some of the wait staff froze in fear. I think the head Caterer had forgotten to tell them we had…

We had a “garter ball”. My mom had found at a yard sale a fake flower ball which had a cord attached to it, that really looked like a garter. Since we had a small wedding, we gathered anyone who wanted to catch the garter or bouquet and chucked it behind us (we threw it together). Since it was a ball it bounced easily…

Oh I would love a pissing contest on weird ways being asked out, as I’ve been kicked and asked out ,and hit on in the DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW of a McD’s when MY MOM WAS DRIVING and I was in the passenger seat.

Early high school dance (Freshman or Sophomore year). I was dating a guy who I wasn’t super interested in, but my friend convinced me to stay with him so we could all go to homecoming together. He was really socially awkward and didn’t want to go to the dance, at all. However, I forced him to go so he showed up drunk…

Worst part is, he got re-elected into office.

My Mother-in-Law (MIL) acted up AFTER dress shopping. My sister was home for Thanksgiving break and my mom mentioned that one of the local bridal salons was having a sale. We decided to go for giggles (supposedly the sale was on some hideous prom dresses and we couldn't resist). During our mockery of the terribly prom…

How does she drive? Can she even get her arms around those things, let alone see well enough around them to do so????