Yeah, but then you’re doing two alt-universe movies in a row. No bueno.

Honestly, Apocalypse can be a fascinating villain. He has a wild mythos - especially when Sinister is involved - and I’ve seen versions of him that are downright terrifying. What a waste of a villain. This would have been an excellent movie for Cassandra Nova to be the villain, jussayin. #nerdout

I don’t wanna be thaaaat lacrosse nerd... but why was that hit tagged up? It was totes legit.

Tom,

It’s good that Deadspin is trying to duplicate the boundless popularity and unstoppable revenue stream that “500 Days of Kristin” created.

I mean, i don’t want to be that guy... but “Diego Schwartzman” is definitely the pseudonym of someone eluding interpol

“Faggio” is the “Redskins” of Kotaku

Back. The fuck. Off. Of Go-Gurt.

hey gang. i work at fox news and am a dirty dirty liberal. this is our night show — it’s a pretty middle of the road comedy panel deal. no stress, be cool

“Saint Louis University”

Magary: Busch Gardens is an alpha level amusement park, and i’ll here none of this “it had its charms” bullspit. What about the Hofbrauhaus? The Big Bad Wolf, which was built with the gimmick of making you feel like you’re going to be thrown into the deep green woods below at any moment? Beer school? Approximate…

I mean... maybe if you fundamentally misunderstand Lovecraftian monsters which were supposed to turn you insane upon gazing at their naked image and were supposed to beyond the realm of human understanding and comprehension and were supposed to epitomize the smallness of the human mind as compared to a dark and…

I don’t wanna be that guy on Jezebel, but you’re definitely nudging misogyny in there where there isn’t any.

I was getting on booboo tum tum, but tinkle burn is a pretty high level ouchy.

Wait.

IMHO, Black Panther has always been the palatable version of Batman. His pathos makes sense, his shrewdness is consistent and - most importantly - he is genuinely ruthless and without the weird, warped, constant and holy nonsense-ethics of Bruce Wayne.

seems cool, but from that shot i have the sneaking suspicion The Division skimps on the Eighth Avenue porn shops, Bosnian video stores and piles of human waste that we New Yorkers have become so fond of. #smh

You kinda sound like someone who says Holtzclaw should receive leniency because of his smashed football dreams.

I’d agree with you.

i think the best comparison is having a really, really smart professor who gave okay classes, but gets far too caught up in tangential issues and leaves you confused around finals time. that’s how i felt about MHP: talented, watchable, but garbled and lacking in flow. but that’s just me