... And I thought my “JOHNNY” shirt from Homage would be an ironic totem. Ooo chile i was wrong

The public at large doesn’t give an ass about Fire Emblem.

Now that we live in the era of indie darling personal misery games... can we get “Embezzlement Simulator?”

Tom and Jerry is boring, contrived, dated tripe compared to any Loony Tune. And I will fight about this. Go Pats.

Deadspin, is it still racist for me to dislike the Panthers? Sometimes I forget what I can and can’t do without your moralizing.

Let’s play the game of differences! Washington and most “founding fathers” owned slaves 100 years before the Confederacy, yeah? Even then, it was a time when the international abolition movement had solid backing. 100 years later, the U.S. was very, very shamefully among the last major nations to be a slave state. Can…

Pot calling the kettle white

Oh boy! Now ill barely have to wait at all to see Alan Iverson’s, uh, picture in the ultimate exit through the gift shop marketing travesty/tragedy that is the Basketball HOF!

Boomer Esiason

Max was actually third on Mark and Priscilla’s list of names for their daughter, behind Larry and Jonathan.

You know that if someone fronts on you you don’t have to fight, right? And blasting along the Ben Franklin at the speed of sound is definitely asshole behavior?

i don’t party homie. it’s all backgammon and wittgenstein for this guy

man, where’d you go to college

Man, the lengths people will go to to defend Jahlil. Yeah, he’s 19, but he’s been in loads of actual, douchebaggy trouble in a very small timeframe. All the “HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HIM HE’S JUST A BABY” stuff is so paternalistic. I mean... when I was 19 I was sobbing when I got a 20-over speeding ticket because it cost me…

LET THE DEADSPIN 2016 WARRIORS DICK SUCKING TOUR CONTINUE UNABATED

Time for a new game: What other kind-of-emotional sports moments would make Tom Ley cry?

“Thanks Jorgy”

Drew - you actually made two gratuitous Simpsons quotes this week.

And lo, no one ever told Drew that the Emmitt Smith thing was uncomfortably racisty.

...simmons?