Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

A lot of this story doesn't add up since target stores scan the serial number bar code on the system when it is sold and when you return it. So either someone put the sticker on this wooden box or it was an inside job. That or these people are just full of it and ran a successful scam.

Why not re-read the article?

Same. Oh I have an opinion but I’d prefer to just star someone else, enjoy the exchange, and let them deal with all the pissed off replies. Been there, done that.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

That was my thought. It was all kinda boring and predictable, like they used the standard wedding template and just threw money at it.

I love this actor SO MUCH on Difficult People.

I will walk a mile out of my way to get to my atom to avoid a surcharge. It's the most offensive thing to me to have to pay this fee.

Apparently, I need to watch this Olive Kitteridge.

Why do I read stories about things that I know are based %100 on bullshit and I know are only going to make me mad/sad at just how stupid so many people in our country are.

I love Keanu and want him for myself but would acquiesce to him dating Sandy instead.

Biggest takeaway: The Duggars are rich enough to own a private plane.

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

I can’t stand loud people. Honestly, for the most part I can’t stand people in quantities larger than say 3 or 4. I have a solution (you know as opposed to kicking nice people off a train), I fucking stay home.

In the 80s, police departments and concerned parental groups around the country tried tying pretty much any goth counter culture movement and any role playing gaming into an overarching Satanic cult thing. They started blaming any murder with even the most vague ties to any of the above mentioned things into it.…

Sounds like you didn’t watch enough scare tactic videos!

Not really. I much prefer jam or sweetened condensed milk on my toast. Although I do enjoy a nice red pepper jelly with some cream cheese on a Triscuit now and then.