Oh, Michelle Dockery. Please realize that in every artistic way you outrank Sean Combs.

A lot of people say "boo." It just happens that most people booing are women and who cares what they think, amirite?

I'm so in to this Sandra/Chris thing. You do you guys.

Who are the 1.9 million people who "like" Kimye's circus wedding mold-wall kiss, and can we round them up and banish them to Monster Island?

I have mixed feelings about this. Mixed feelings of awe, sweetness, love, and a little bit of anger at a drug dealer even having these animals.

Technically, it's missing hero cats and Tom Hiddleston. But I'm willing to let that slide.

"Compromised" means "the dickwad we hired didn't know that even though the office bros laughed at the picture he found on 4chan, we're in shit if he posts it."

Oh, Ryan Lochte, you are gorgeous from the neck down. He really is an idiot, though.

YES!!!!!! Thank you! I HATE that.

The Military–industrial complex?

Jezzies of a certain age will look at that last picture and fondly remember these two great actors from the Electric Company, a PBS educational show in which they both starred. It is making me feel all the feels!

Nuff said...

Am I the only one who clicked because I thought there was an actual yellow fever virus outbreak? Maybe I spend too much time on WebMd.

Adam Levine is fine and all, but Sexiest Man Alive? Nah.

They're only cute for like 7 years. don't bother.

The only difference between then and now is that those "fat" jobs would go to average size women.

I have nothing to add to this except, yay! I'm not the only 40-year-old here.

Tilda Swinton had her 53rd birthday yesterday... yes, you read that right... 53rd. She is the immortal avatar of fabulous.

I don't condone anyone making rape threats or any sort of threats against someone, but at the same time, her costume is making fun of bombing victims and her (non) "apology" was completely tone-deaf and refused to take accountability for it. ("I am truly sorry to anyone I may have offended." Ugh. No, honey, that's no…