Small nail clippers attached to key ring works out great. Not just for nails or the odd cuticle that’s come separated. Cut small strings, or clip open stubborn sauce packets, even opening those stupid hard plastic cases for small electronics that are impossible to get open without massive violence.

Since this is iPhone-specific, how about letting your readers know that via the headline? Sheez...

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

I never peel kiwis, I chop them in half and scoop the inside with a teaspoon

Never Say Never Again

In the Shutterstock image, the driver is wearing a valved mask. Good for catching incoming stuff, not so good for stopping outgoing. Oh, and earbuds. If this is your driver, don’t get in the car.

Security through Absurdity.

I’ll never accept him as a legitimate president until he does.