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My parents moved us around a few times when I was a teen and every move we went into a bigger house in a nicer neighborhood. This peaked with the last home I was in before college, a 5 bedroom suburban McMansion in a fast growing town with good schools and a booming market. It was completely unnecessary for the three

Say what you will, but those Ekornes Stressless recliners are really comfortable (though I’m concerned by the lack of ottoman)

Believe they were initially rushing him to shock trauma in Baltimore but his condition worsened so quickly that they ended up going to the closest hospital

Considering the untold thousands of fights every year, yes, dying is a freak occurrence.  I’m not defending the sport outright, there are plenty of shitty practices all around.  But death from injuries sustained in a fight is exceedingly rare. 

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere.  Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

To answer your question re: Amazon/Apple music, in short, no. The venue HAS to have a license. Amazon and Apple don’t license the music they provide out for use in public outlets. If you owned a bar, had an Apple Music subscription and a bluetooth speaker, you’d still have to pay for a license. Radio stations can play

When you buy songs (a cd, record, spotify subscription, etc), you have a license for the personal use of it (in your car, at a backyard barbecue, on a boombox as you walk down the street, etc). The problem is when you’re using it for public purposes (e.g., creating an atmosphere at your restaurant, using it in a

Actually, bars, restaurants, and other public places have LONG had to pay annual licenses for the rights to play music in them, going back to the 1940s and ‘50s. Essentially, it’s seen that the music is being played as a means to increase the attractiveness of your business to customers - in other words, the music

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet? 

He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

Your buddy sounds like an insufferable dick

Yes, it was a full game, and she absolutely deserved it. It was her third code violation in the match. First was for coaching (which, maybe, but don’t do it again), second was for smashing a racket (single point), which is automatic, third was for calling the referee a thief and a liar, which is something maybe teenage

I’m pretty much in the bag for Serena Williams as a rule. She’s been one of my favorite athletes for 20 years. That being said, she isn’t and has never been a good loser and that day certainly wasn’t one of her finer moments. She embarrassed herself and basically ruined Naomi Osaka’s moment. 

Bernie is genuine, Warren is not. That is palpable, which means you can feel it. It doesn’t need to be explained. It just is.

she already showed us what she was made of, both metaphorically and literally, by triumphantly proclaiming that ACTUALLY she is 1/1054th Native American, and so there’s no way Trump can call her Pocahontas anymore.

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

I mean, tell that to the racist pieces of trash who use a heel persona as cover for their behavior. I should emphasize, I don’t think this is a CEO problem—it’s a problem with the whole community. Shocking, though, that the community which has historically locked women out and has long defended misogyny as necessary