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It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

Well Mikey in Waltham is an anagram for In Law I Make Myth so it could be Kyrie, we’re through the looking glass here people.

Does Billups only have one parent? I mean, considering the sexual assault he was suspected of, that screams single parent household, right?

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

Look, you’re either an edgelord doing an edgelord act in the comments or you actually do this, in which case you’re a mentally ill person who thinks it’s okay to touch other people. Either way, stop acting like a piece of shit. Deal with your issues. See a shrink.

Don’t batter people because you have anger issues. This is not healthy or normal.  You should see a psychiatrist for your issues before you hurt someone or they turn around and defend themselves, hurting you.

It’s not a ride like one finds at Coney Island.

so youre being a cock and inconveniencing people just because you arent in a hurry. you probably sit in the left lane doing 5 under the speed limit too ya shit.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Your lack of caring for the careers of the players and coaches involved makes your opinion duly noted, but invalid.

“Man what a stupid injury why are NL pitchers still hitt...”

I was going to say the same thing.  Just atrocious form there.

That was really horrible bunting form, even for a pitcher. I understand that he needs to protect his throwing hand, but he did not have proper hand positioning to control the barrel of the bat.

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

What's really infuriating for the rest of the Nationals pitching staff is they don't have anybody to retaliate against. 

Just for fun I guessed Knicks, but I put every available player on their roster into the trade machine, and it still comes up $7 million shy of matching Paul.

Don’t sell yourself short, idiots are in high demand for NBA GM openings.

Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

The first season of this show was incredible; I’m surprised McGruder was involved in seasons 2&3 much less four because the show really seemed to fall off a cliff. I guess I should go back and watch what I missed from those seasons to see what I was missing; from what I recall when S2&3 aired I found it pretty flat.

It’d be cooler if the show didn’t have its homophobia/transphobia.