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It was a sobering day the first time I walked in to an emergency massage therapy appointment and had to admit I threw my back out...while sneezing.

The total amount of lost years by guys who played for Thibs is astounding. I’d be extremely wary of giving Jimmy Butler a max next year.

Seems like Golden State can use the David West Memorial Veteran Roster Spot here.

If he (along with Datsyuk and the Sedins) aren’t first-ballot guys, I don’t see the point of even having a HOF.

This argument and denouement was far more Canadian than the bros in the video.

In the famous “Randy Moss mooning the GB crowd” game, Joe Buck was the national announcer, and he went waaaay overboard with his criticism. But Joe’s words set the tone for the postgame uproar. Any of the videos of the “incident”, you’ll hear it.

In the Trial of the Century, The Grays vs Deadspin, this gif is all the evidence the prosecution needs. Well done.

During BP, Wade Boggs used to launch ball after ball into the netting above the Green Monster. Then during the game he’d “settle” for singles and doubles. I have no idea how effecient he was or could have been, I just remember his every at bat was worth watchng, and him standing on 2nd with the heart of the order

I came around on DD this past year, and even though I get it from a basketball perspective, I too am pretty sad about the trade.

There aren’t many times something on the internet actually makes me smarter, but this comment surely will. It should be its own blog.

This would be great, except “north-east” is 1/8.

There is no way in Hell (or Ohio) that his apology is anything but a wonderful troll job.

The first one is the equivalent of someone picking up the buttfumble and returning it for a touchdown.

The Rockets are to the Warriors what the Raptors are to Cleveland.

They won over 63% of their games vs the West

Around these parts, assistant Nick Nurse gets a lot of the credit for the offensive “culture change”. 

It was CJ Miles that Love roasted, and it happened about 135 times in a 5 minute stretch. I’m still having nightmares about it. Not getting a different match-up was possibly the “OK, we have to make a change” moment.

I’m from Boston and this take is almost as insufferable as our sports talk radio

What in the world did the analytics dept. do to get canned?

What is the dividing line between legitimate reasons and excuses? It seems most people draw the line between what happens to “our guys” vs. everyone else.