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Keith Ellison has been a US Rep for over a decade. Is Minnesota no longer part of America? I know it’s cold there and they like hockey, so maybe it’s a sleeper state for Canada?

I grew up in Brockton. All 3 of my step-dads looked like that.

Will Wizards-Celtics be all that heated, considering the Celtics traded or released everyone but the leprechaun from last year’s team?

For the “The Constitution is sacred!” people, quick reminder that the Constitution also apportions slaves as 3/5 a human being.

As long as we ignore the fact that everyone he dumped (Oladipo, Sabonis, Kanter, McBuckets) are people he acquired in the first place.

And I hate to break this to you, but this is only for ATP, which is men’s tennis. I really hope a deal with the WTA is happening soon, cuz I’m tired of the “No one watches women’s tennis” argument, since no one even televises it.

Looks like a promo shot from It.

If he’s now a FA, and doesn’t have to return any bonus money, he wins 100%.

I really don’t understand all the “bench Dalton” talk. Stats put him around the 15-20 starting QB range. Eyeball test/back of the napkin rankings would be about the same. His salary is in the same range. The guy is exactly who everyone thinks he is: middling, could be above average in certain circumstances.

Stars for everyone!

Serena was 16 years old when this happened. Geez, I wonder if that might be important....

Up here in Canada, outside of the Majors and the Rogers Cup, we get sporadic tennis coverage. What we get is usually men’s ATP events, rarely a WTA event. Even when both men and women are playing at the same venue, the coverage shows men’s matches more than women’s. They are also far more likely to cut from an

I can’t stand CoCo either, but I can find zero links on google to this incident

I live in Vancouver and have no idea where any of those places are. I’m pretty certain “Eglinton” is not a real place.

Right now, even at 63, Parish could smoke any of the Cavs big men.

Celts fan, saw plenty of Jae. He’s not as fleet as Paul George but he’s better than a guy like Demarre Carroll was during his good season in ATL. But Jae is above average from 3, and he is above average on D. So it’s entirely safe to say that he’s an above average 3-and-D guy.

Stockton forever

God’s second commandment is, “You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and

His name and the match details were also put out there last night. I was reading up on the Mayweather odds and came across it. So TIU didn’t really out anyone, just confirmed what frankly was already a ton of evidence compiled by sportsbooks.

I wondered where the Canadian coverage was last week! Was going to write something, but I’m in the grays so unlikely it would even get out. Plus I would have to apologize for whatever we did to upset you in the first place. But good to see a belated note about Canadaland (also the Sharapalov article).