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Correction: they lived together.

That’s a cute snek.

Also, Woody Allen molested his daughter.

As a fellow Subaru driver, what kind of people we are? It used to be hippy car, now it’s everyone’s car, due to price and reliability and it’s like driving a tank in a show. 

The gorillas are the ones doing charity work.

When going to the gym and having a shapely ass is your only life skill you take photos of it. Brands give you money to drape said ass in their products. This is because Robocop was a warning we didn’t listen to.

When reached for comment on this situation, gorillas walked away totally uninterested.

It’s going to be free in December, it can wait.

We know what we’re getting at Taco Bell and we know it’s about as Mexican as Speedy Gonzales.

A few years ago, I heard a news story that interviewed Dreamers deported to Mexico City. I was surprised to hear a few of them say they missed Taco Bell. But it does make sense that they equated the food with a certain “states-side” flavor.

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I believe that the Post originally published this as a straightforward obituary without realising the deception but then family members revealed the truth and they had to scramble to edit the story.

Still makes her another of a long line of Karen’s who refuse to wear a mask for other people’s protection. Plus it is just plain ass ugly.

The facewear is the creation of artist James Merry, better known as Bjork’s collaborator for all the glorious things she wears on her head. He’s also an embroiderer; his insta is amazing, highly recommended.

He calls yesterday’s mask “creature 1" and this version is “creature 2" and they may not be medically approved,

Will save my comment for the third article on this story.

1, doja cat shouldn’t be anywhere bc she’s a racist turd and her music sucks.

I would ask this racist lady, “Did it work? Are you white yet?”

Dear People of Color,

When people wonder, “Which latinos were dumb enough to vote for Trump?” this video should be Exhibit A.

A 'right' is whatever they want to do. Only them though.