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How is she a mainstream face, if no one, but gossip sites heard of her?

One RoboBitch vs another. Was Ivanka wearing jeans? Also, wtf is wrong with right twitter, saying people are bullying Baron by calling him tall? Is calling someone tall bullying now? 

Yes. Yes I am 

Somebody needs to sit these fools down and show them the “Raisins” episode of South Park. Too many Butters out there confusing paid-for attention with actual emotion, relationships, or the chance of intimate contact.

Well it’s finally happened, just a few weeks shy of my 50th birthday. I did not understand a single thing going on in that article or video, nor did I want to. I then began shaking my fist and mumbling something about the “yoots”.

The MCU guys seem pretty solid, for the most part.  Like that whole family of actors as far as I know are pretty wholesome dudes.

Or even regular men, tbh. They’re just poor. 

She knew exactly what she was doing, she wanted a rich man and she got one.

American exceptionalism: where even stupidity is considered unique.

Didn’t she assaulted women, because she thought they are sleeping with her husband?

I should have maybe added that /s at the end after all. 

Fresas are gonna.... Fresar?

Don’t you mean chanclx?

French-kissing centipedes is probably better than dating Sean Penn.

Better than dating Sean Penn.

Hi! I am an immigration expert/attorney. The DACA memo is terrifying and disgusting, but it’s just inaccurate to say that it pertains to children. The fact that the administration put that sentence in the memo is nonsensical - DACA applies to young adults (now mostly in their 30s). You had to have been present in the

I suspect you’re worried about your writing making sense, an impediment he did not face.

That's 3 to 4 good novels right there. 

If this was a Jezebel article you’d be defending her.

I can smell the patchouli through my screen.