What a badass she is! Being calm enough in that horror movie scenario to do all that, superlatives for that.

So she can’t enter in to a contract by herself but she can get on stage and be the lead performer in a multi-million dollar stage extravaganza? She has to learn an act. Rehearsals. She has to hit her mark. What the hell? Is she a robot? This doesn’t seem to add up.

Agreed and yet, I admire her restraint.

These pups like the way you think.

Those are extremely lenient sentences considering they killed their child. And to blame the ambulance? That is fucked up. If you wait too late to get real medical intervention, then that is on you. Don’t blame the healthcare workers for your failure to act.

June’s Diary legit sounds like a euphemism middle aged women use for menopause.

5 marooned individuals

They each should have been sentenced for the length of Ezekiel’s life, 19 months. At least.

A child is dead and that’s not abuse? What the ever flying fuck, Canada? Your judges are as bad as ours.

It’s better than June’s Dairy.

And everyone who’s seen two or three movies from the 70s and 80s knows a halfway decent psycho will just cut the line anyway. :)

Exiting from common sense?

Don't worry. You have plenty of company. Here. There. Everywhere.

I can't really laugh at the stupidity of these. I'm British, so we lost the right to call anything else dumb today. Or ever again. Because we are completely fucked.

That Shaki lyric is one of my all-time favorite. She can join me in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

It’s cute you think they actually fucked.

Go away, Adam. Nobody cares about you anymore.

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

On the contrary, you paying to see her is hilarious.