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They cant pass up an opportunity to mansplain.

I can’t remember if he has an Oscar, but if he does, I don’t think he should.

They should put him and Omarosa on the same show, ‘cause you know she’s angling. I might even tune in for that, except Rupert Murdoch and his murderous brainwashing don’t need a cent of my money.

Let’s just pare it down to: STOP MATT DAMON.

Thanks, it worked.

Oh, that ain’t God.... mwahahaha!!!

Weinstein probably has more real assets. i.e. not outweighed twentyfold by his debts

Bespoke American Princess Ivanka had some interesting thoughts on where God could take him.

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s

Paul isn’t Daddy. Even if he were, I think you might want to politely suggest he might shut the fuck up.

Mall Santa?

Sadly I ran out of free NYT articles to view this month.

Hopefully to Hell.

Those 63% in Alabama are truly Becky’s.

he will be on TV next preaching

I’m sure Fox News will, though!

Otherwise known as Hell. Because it seems like the Evangelicals seem to commit the worst sins.

God doesn’t want him.

I think the America’s Test Kitchen is better. You have to brown the butter which adds a little nuttiness. Also the mixing of the sugar and the wet ingredient for 30 secs and waiting for 3min then repeating three times makes sure the sugar is better incorporated is a good step too. They come out great everytime.