:(

Nope, sweet corn sucks.

Tamaleeees oaxaqueñooooos calientitoos deliciosos.

I am kind and my life is all fucked up.

I wish I could write something but I am banned.

I am a serial petter.

You don’t.

It’s a service they bring.

Imagine all the people they have killed and we don’t know about it.

Why that water didn’t melt her.

Ask your hometown school.

He shouldn’t be tweeting on the first place.

You never know when you are going to need one.

Protein croutons?!?!

So sad.

Same.

*sighs*

He is.

Finally.

SHE IS THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD AND HER VOICE SOUNDS LIKE MADE OF CRYSTAL, SHE IS JUST PERFECT.