Alfas produce so much cool it condenses into liquid. You just witnessed the car unloading extra cool.

Again, a sane, rational and highly appropriate response.

That is a rational and appropriate response which definitely does not make you look like a crazy person.

I’m pretty sure weather is, in fact, predictable...

This is why real superheros shouldn’t wear capes

While I do appreciate the sentiment, I think you might’ve missed the point. There are great cars now and there were crap cars in the past. However, there are no options for a visceral, analog driving experience as it stands now, and that’s the point. If I can buy a motorcycle that has the same things in mind, why…

“Hamilton is not a better driver”

Are you suggesting that her lower back tattoo is unsophisticated?

Textbook white trash.

No, the best driver of the best car from the best team won.

I was going to list the cars I’ve driven, but decided against a stupid dick-measuring contest. Besides, the excerpt I posted isn’t about speed. It’s about something that can be experienced on the slowest of slow motorcycles, and never in a car. I actually kinda pity people who can’t grasp this.

What i find “interesting”is how fast Ferrari shuts up about leaving, after winning a few races.

This is why the Microsoft self driving car will never catch on.

He just maldonadoed. Too bad, it was an epic finish.

Dominos will probably do shockingly well there because tourists.

Yeah, straight cis men are usually not that difficult to figure out. What you see is usually what you get. If what you are seeing isn’t what you’re getting, and he actually is hedging, playing games, etc., then DTMFA!

On a second date about ten years ago, I said to the guy sitting across from me, “So, I like you, you’re totally awesome. But I’m not looking just for a fun time, I’m looking for a long term relationship. I mean, I’m dating other people and I’m not saying we have to be serious, but generally speaking I’m ready to…

This is how F1 should sound..