Make the (very little) extra effort - chop that onion up, cook it in olive oil until soft. Drop in some garlic for about a minute. THEN add your canned tomatoes. That sauteed onion/garlic is where basically all your flavor comes from. Don’t forsake it.

“The best pasta sauce has three ingredients.”

Butter?! Just do this the authentic way and use olive oil. You should also throw in a clove of garlic.

San Marzano is spot on, I won’t use any other kind of tomatoes. However, sub extra virgin olive oil for the butter and add salt & basil. Done deal! Can also sub garlic for the onion.

Listening to people go full-on batshit crazy over a pair of illustrated hands on a coffee cup IS MY JAM.

Wow! This goes beyond white privilege, sounds like the judge is on the take with his setting up a pimp in a women’s shelter and all. WTF?

Well, in the comics, he is Bruce Wallis Wayne, so it just boils down to Darkest Timeline Star Trek nonsense.

I kind of envy people who get outraged over this kind of stuff. I mean, wouldn’t you love to have the kind of worry-free and trouble-free life that would allow you to spend that much time and energy on something so completely and utterly meaningless?

Waitwaitwait— do you mean it’s actually NOT hard out there for a pimp?? I have been LIED to????!!?

Great campaign and well-designed cups.

I specifically take issue with the inclusion of a mermaid front and center on every Starbucks cup. They’re an abomination and Noah left them off the ark for a reason. There were space issues and they can swim anyway. Also they maybe consume human flesh.

Q: Can I go into a Starbucks and order just the gay cup?

I looooove these cups! They’re so cute and give me something to look at while I’m on the bus (aside from the “hilarious” spellings of my incredibly common first name).

I bet this guy has dirt on nearly every influential Houstonian.

...and in Texas no less; where a person of color will literally serve time and/or pay hefty fines for jaywalking and speeding—or other mindless, *harmless* sh!t. Gotta love it.

I need to learn some time management skills from this guy. Did he use lean Six Sigma techniques? Where did he find the hours in a day to be a full time pilot and a full time exploiter of women? That’s some serious Dale Carnegie-style time management talents. I work full time, write part time, and am a husband, father,…

“It’s just another case of what African-Americans would call white privilege,”

Writing out Slash in the headline really threw me off.

I'm not responsible for pop culture. And yes, all of your comments have implied that men are incompetent idiots.