I tried to star you, but I got Kinja'd. So here's a star. *

Oh myyyyy.

You are not a pear, you are a fabulous (and slim) hourglass, you lucky thing.

Yes! When did that become a thing? People kept challenging me to play corn hole when I moved to Seattle. All I can say is that it means something completely different in LA.

Rule 27: Do not leave your luggage or your men unattended.

The best example would be Bo Derek in 10 in 1979.

I think the comment that she attached to her photo is part of what makes it offend - not the hairstyle alone.

Amandla is wise beyond her years. I am glad that she is saying eloquently what many of us have struggled to neatly encapsulate.

Moi aussi. it's very helpful to know how much thigh is going to be showing at work.

you will not have a problem at all. Enjoy your new city. Los Feliz is a wonderful area.

That’s what the interwebs are for. If you know what neighborhood you want to live in go to zillow, redfin, or ziprealty and find a place you like. I also recommend shopping for your mortgage online.

they don’t actually clean. But occasionally, they tidy.

This is horrifying. I didn't want to read this - but I am glad that I did. Now I just need to figure out if there's some way I can help.

This, so much! I want to give you many stars, but that darned kinja will only allow one.

I plan to make my own after paying $7.99 (!!!) for a birthday card for my mom last week. I went to Target, picked out a card that I thought was pretty without looking at the price and when they rung it up, it was almost $8. 8 fracking dollars for a card - by the way, it is not electronic, do magic or teleportation.…

My life will be briefly complete once Crackdown and Mercenaries 2 comes to X1.

This looks like the worst episode of Project Runway. That green thing had to be a joke though, right?

I think the ones that make a big show of their religion (whatever that religion is) are the most hypocritical.

Yes! I totally believe in "shut up and do your job" - or quit your job, if your job doesn't match your "values."

I agree with you, and think this was the waiter's fault for asking how the customer wanted that venison cooked.