The ice cream cone on the face... that one IS tacky, right? It says, “I love ice cream,” and “I don’t want anyone to respect me.”

I am going to have wine and cheeses of the world for dinner - inspired by your comment. Thank you, and thanks to Beyoncé too.

It's H&M for the working woman - cheaply made and disposable but on trend.

Slightly related, when I was in college I always bought the new box of tampons/shields along with brownies, ice cream and Cool Whip. Never had a craving for dog biscuits though.

Where do we get these magical USBs?

I like tall, stupid men but I don’t hate myself, so never.

I just read a blog about capsule wardrobes and my heart is pounding. Even thinking about getting rid of 80% of my clothes makes my anxious. What saves me (a 48-year old who channels Joan Jett/Katherine Hepburn at work) is a few pieces that I love - like a great jacket that goes over my white t-shirt along with a…

the word “fashionable” and jean shorts should never be used in the same sentence. ·
[fashionable thieves “shoplifted $1,354 worth of designer jean shorts]

You can even use sunflower seeds. If you do, you will need a full flavored EVOO and probably need to use a little more oil than you would with pine nuts.

Those are not bad at all. And thus the brainwashing begins to show...

Your hair is gorgeous! I love the blue.

These are so baller - in the best way. It reminds me of Michele Pfeiffer in Scarface. I want!

Yes, please. Dinosaurs.

I feel you, though my hot, sexy Jesus looks like Lenny Kravitz. :-)

Thank you for sharing. this story is so common - and it highlights that we might all be able to help stop (or slow down/call attention to) a future rapist by reporting his/her uninvited aggression before it escalates.

Good for them! They are capitalizing on their perceived value in their profession of choice.

I should not be reading this at work. I saw your gif and laugh snorted, now I'm trying not to look deranged as I muffle my giggles/snorts.

And apparently it comes in two colors. Ugh.

You just made me fall down the rabbit hole. This is fantastic. Millihelen always makes me spend my money on stuff I may or may not ever wear.

that might be a lace front wig...