Gahhhhhhhh!

Yes, please fast forward to something beyond the Texas tuxedo.

Rockfish is best reality sow concept I've ever heard!

Geoduck (do a Bing search on it). Terrifying.

She eats burgers with Jake (not a thinly veiled euphemism).

This can be filed under: Things my mom would say. It's kind of cute.

A little hydrocortisone twice a day and that should clear eight up. Not sure why but in that weird olive color this just looks diseased.

Truly outrageous!

Threat of arrest and the fear of what he could do to you in jail. Like faked suicide. Being shot for resisting arrest... Lots of fears, I would imagine.

Glad to hear it's never happened before. Stay close to your friend, because it could happen again. Anyone who is violent with someone they love is highly likely to do it again unless they get help.

You may eat cake! (yes, it's ridiculous .)

Same story here. WTF ?

Why punish family with this crap?

What you said is true, but that's the real issue: Did she intend to create art? Or is she just trolling us all and putting a bunch of stuff out there without meaning even to herself because she can get a show no matter what?

Treat me like a sky peasant and I will dress like a sky peasant. I think it was Marx who first said that

I don't appreciate the assumption that "big booty" & "fat ass" are synonymous. Many women of color are blessed with a good amount of muscle back there. Just as some women have generous calves or wide shoulders.

She dances like 6 hours a day during rehearsals - that's her job. Don't feel guilty.

If only I were younger. Now, I would look like Donatella Versace wearing this stuff. Oh, wait...

What is an Autumn scented candle? And why do you need one if the window is open and it's actually Autumn.

I ❤ Dascha Polanco's hair. So pretty.