I agree with you, but let's be clear, Magic will not inherit, or get, he will have to buy.

Ugh. Pitiful but inflammatory, which is obviously what he's going for. One question: What does the Girls poster with the burka tattoos and the veil mean?

Celebs are never too young for Botox.

I am not sure why you think that you would need to get a perm, use fillers and use self tanner to be "Black." We span every phenotype. But thanks for the stereotypes.

but I love "sparrow eyeballs in cream sauce" as long as there's a hint of vanilla and nutmeg - also, sounds way better than spotted dick (totally with you on that, the s'mores, and of course #fucklobstermacandcheese - Ugh!)

If it turns out to be a pajama ceremony, with Orphan Black & pizza, I hope you'll invite me too. That sounds perfect. Congratulations!

I laugh/snorted at this: It's just shocking how many instances of face-eating annually are caused by unmarried people touching their genitals together.

They're just people. Approach it the way you would if the ratio was the opposite and re-adjust based on questions, comments, etc. Just as you would for any other group of students. Good luck.

That's from The Onion, right?

You slay me: "Guy Fieri dutifully spooning my mother's lasagna into the taco shells he brought with him from home."

I now know that my clear hipster glasses are wrong, very wrong. But bacon bowls, yes, to that.

Why is the parent required to give over her husbands money? If Aaron Spelling left everything to Candy then she is within her rights to expect her child to grow up. It's not super nice, but it's life.

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More than enough trailer for me too.

Can we not see this AND not see pictures of cats, dogs and babies too?

What bride aspires to look sad, anemic, and have bad posture? I might just be too old for all this.