Sounds like every “Taste of” event ever.

There certainly seems to be a strong belief out there (which you often see in teh social media feeds of suckers and saps) that the only barrier to success is “not wanting it enough”/ “not hustling hard enough”. Just because you believe you’re an entrepreneur who’s going to change the world doesn’t mean you know how to…

I had a friend in elementary school who ONLY ate the crust. She would eat it the same way Donald is above, and then she’d flip it over and pick at the bottom crust.

........lol.......merci pour commencer mon matin avec un bon rire!:)

Friends, I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am now selling tickets for S’morez Fe$t. For the low, low price of $100 you can eat a Lucky Charms marshmallow while listening to Spotify in my backyard. Bug repellant for the mosquitos is just $19.99 extra. My Instagram has a picture of my cat giving…

It’s almost as if these event organizers have no idea what they’re doing and sincerely believe motivation and desire are all one needs in life to be successful.

By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

lol @ paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York City. Oh midwestern gentrifiers.

And this was way worse because members of Harry’s family were legit Nazi sympathizers.

That kind of reasoning got us the whole toxic Netanyahu clan. Can we maybe not?

No, because when it’s a reenactment, you’re not showing up to a party hoping to get a laugh.

Just going to point out that this was 14 years ago - 14 years ago I didn’t even have Facebook. NOT to say that this is an even remotely ok costume.

The early aughts were a simpler time.  Prince Harry also thought it would be funny in 2005 and seems to have been forgiven.

Who the fuck is Paul Hollywood??

Street Fighter V pro and Florida resident Du “NuckleDu” Dang announced that he will be donating his DreamHack Montreal winnings to Hurricane Irma relief efforts in his state. His first place finish over Justin Wong net the young competitor $4,700.

Destiny 2, with a side of Destiny 2. I’m really loving so many of the changes they’ve made. It’s not perfect but it’s about as close as I could have hoped for.

You’re not giving up, are you? It’s almost adorable!

I am calling it now, when we get AI robots like sexbots and domestic workers, they will also replace runway models. Because they won’t have the same issues or health concerns, so the robots can be any size the designer needs them to be.

Yeah, I don’t really like Naomi Campbell’s offstage antics, but fuck if that girl couldn’t sell the shit she wore on the catwalk. A good model could work a paperbag.

So, here’s the thing. The girls can be Mary Sues right. You can look at her and what she’s wearing and think to yourself... that could be ME up there. I know what I would look like if I buy those clothes. Or put someone unique and powerful up there and you might think... I wish I could BE her. And if I buy those…