Yeah, and Lance never tested positive.

No, expose them all, dead or alive.

I keep finding hope in our survival of Crumpet because my dad keeps telling me that if the country can survive Nixon, we can survive this too. History is relevant to the present, in more ways than one. 

“I’m sorry if you were offended by my complete lack of concern for the repeated abuse you suffered.”

Well, I have a message for everyone involved in this. I’m sorry we’re in this situation. And, um ... I’m just sorry we’re in this situation.

Literally no one. Anyone who is shocked by this has sent their social security number to a Nigerian prince and posted Russian propaganda about pizza-based pedophile rings.

People who expected Ohio State to do the right thing deserve to have their identities stolen and used to purchase millions of copies of Nickelback…

what a farce, both Meyer & A.D. Smith should have been fired. Then it would be interesting who hired Meyer next...

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Who expected them to do the right thing.

Not surprised in the least. You were asking an athletics program and fanbase that glorifies a coach who punched an opposing player on the field to fire probably the second best coach in the country with a $38m buyout.  Urban is a shitty human being for this but he was never going to get fired.

Any figures on what Urban would’ve earned for those three games? Just wondering what OSU considers a fair price for looking the other way on a woman being terrorized and beaten. Bet it’s a real good deal!

Goddammit.  There’s gonna be a celebration here in Cleveland over this garbage.  Fuck this guy.

“This is a very sad day for everyone in the Cowboys family. We can only hope that someday Travis will be able to ride in a car again.” - Emmitt Smith

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

Lloyd argued that women shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to give birth:

Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

See also: Toys R Us. 

He looks like Jim Carrey made up for a whimsical Disney movie except scarier.

This hat is bad.