holy shit that would have been terrible. I'd much rather she just got lucky with only flesh wounds.

Demon Sword 2!

It's a minute long, just GRRM addressing the camera:

Maybe these religy types don't want to admit it, but they did not invent the "final push, climax" either. I've definitely seen that before in lots of places.

Hell yeah indeed. They are both phenomenal.

Hard to compete with Claudia O'Doherty, who is amazing, but I thought last week's ep and guest were great.

Makes sense, thanks. Upon learning this, no idea why I thought it would be anything interesting.

Also shoutout to With Special Guest for playing Beach Slang and Hop Along between segments

I'm curious if there is a reason why it and the Monday episode switched places. I think in both episodes he alluded to what day it was and indicated both were recorded with the expectation of coming out in the other slot.

I need to read Norwood…Dog of the South, the chapter where it is night and he is walking to the house with the two kids is so goddamn hilarious.

uh, that was obviously a real dragon she was riding

It just reeks of one time he and his dork friends talked about how it would be cool to have a Guitar Hero, but for reciting movie lines. And then thought it would be fun to read about someone playing said game.

I imagine the author stopped occasionally to furiously jack it, but no, the book is sole comprised of his nerd fantasies.

By the way: this book is still fucking awful

That Nintendo video should be in the Smithsonian or something

I love how the impression of Sean was always "whiny question using weird/bad grammar about food"

Hippie Seth Bullock to me

Jesus Christ this is the opinion of a child

What are the ethical rules regarding acknowledging the mole people running blogs in your comments section?

Us cool people would have no problem swearing a false oath to achieve our goals, but I think some GoT people actually do take it seriously.