Menzingers album is excellent. I have listened to it the shit out of it.

Good point, Guy-Who-Is-Definitely-Not-Le Chiffre

We're having the time of our lifetime of our life!

Thought it went without saying: Liberal Media conspiracy

Twas in the movie preview article yesterday

The reason they all have good WHIPs? Low walks and high strikeouts. Whether a ball in play is turned into an out or a hit is too random (location of hit and quality of defense) to be a good indicator of future performance. However, if you limit walks and prevent the ball from even being put in play, you will be a…

Uh, duh, It's spelled "Shivan", like the dragon.

I played a ton of Daggerfall, but 90% of it was new characters that never got very far. Too many quests made impossible due to insane random dungeons. I always had to be at least partially magic-user because there was a decent chance I would never find my way out without Recall.

Brad Pitt in Fight Club

The attitude toward calzones reminded me of the attitude towards astronauts on UCB.

Late to the game
I already seen a book of these shits at church

Dave Chappelle's Block Party
Dave Chappelle goes around being funny. At some point someone does some rapping.