I’m sure Honey or RetailMeNot has got you covered.  

Ontario doesn’t really need another perfectly flat boring track. There are so many hilly areas available too. Shannonville, Toronto Motorsports Park, and Grand Bend are all flat. Mosport and Calabogie have good elevation changes and are much better for it. The developers are just cheap and lazy, since it’s easier to…

and make the Americans pay for it!

Build that dam! Build that dam!

That’s called an HR-V

No, there’s no problem. It’s a really dumb thing to be mad about. It’s about as significant as a non-christian saying “Jesus Christ” when they stub their toe. Who fucking cares?

To be fair, if anyone tried to tell me the phrase ‘spirit animal’ is “cultural appropriation” I’d probably yell at them, myself. 

At this rate we’re definitely getting a real assassin’s creed japan from ubisoft... and some time in the far future when 2020 is old history, an assassin’s creed Florida with a karen DLC.

I park over a man hole, and work on it from there

Next week we will read

Impossible. We know Dump has no sense of rhythm.

A few feet of social distancing shouldn’t be too much to Axe.

I say, Old Spice, you’d better release a Dove of peace on this matter or you’ll have to answer to the long Arm & Hammer of the law!

Masks are the Right Guard to have in place for now, even if they only offer a certain Degree of protection from the virus.

Ban deodorants?  It’s no Secret that it’s Essential for some people to use it.

Yes.

Are you talking about Trump or Kanye?

Wasn’t just because Japanese like Western celebs; A-listers won’t do American ads because they feel it hurts their prestige or whatever, but Japan is a great place to get paid lots of money for ads Western audiences will never see. It’s how we get Tommy Lee Jones as an alien on earth studying humans and pitching ice…

There’s a lesson here about our constant need for the next shiny new thing. Especially for us car enthusiasts.

And by fight back, you mean it activates the turn signal autonomously and politely changes lanes.