Too soon?

Truly, this is special corn indeed.

Sometimes life puts a speed bump in your path. Occasionally, hitting that speed bump causes your airbag to deploy, sending metal shrapnel into your face and neck, resulting in your slow and painful death via exanguination and asphyxiation on your own blood. What are you gonna do?

#NotAllCorvettes

Don’t touch my fucking car with your car.

LOL. Not always. In reality some care, some don’t. You can’t, based on gross generalization, that your car is safe from door dings by always parking next to a more expensive car. C’mon, that is just silly.

I usually try and park next to a nicer car than mine because he probably wont ding me. I’ll be avoiding Teslas from now on!

I had hope that someone woul sink so low.

High art.

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

He should sell the trailer and use the money to install a nice sculpture:

His highest marks came from the German judge, who described the dive’s entry as “gut.”

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

You might as well ask the question about cruise control. It’s there relieve driver fatigue and improve quality of life. It’s not there so you can check your phone or take your eyes off the road. Tesla has been clear from the start that drivers must still pay attention and be ready to take over at any time. Before…

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

You hate it. I hate it. We all hate it.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.