“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

You might as well ask the question about cruise control. It’s there relieve driver fatigue and improve quality of life. It’s not there so you can check your phone or take your eyes off the road. Tesla has been clear from the start that drivers must still pay attention and be ready to take over at any time. Before…

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

You hate it. I hate it. We all hate it.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

I think the Austin Healey chaser should be standard at Jalopnik, that made my day.

Come on, don’t forget Bolt bus! I can’t remember any of the others actually blowing up. Got stuck in the traffic for this guy:

Multi-track drifting!

a star for the fung wah bus reference;

“No no, he’s resting.”

To be fair, a lot of Chinese things built without a set of Western-sourced blueprints look “Extremely Shoddy Up Close”.

With all due respect for the loss here, allow me to give my send off.

Sponsored by Takata.

Divorce

Female happened...

This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.

UGH. You know what helps sells cars? Put an email address on your fucking website, and respond to it. No, a “Contact us” form doesn’t count, because I know you’re just going to call and tell me to come down to the dealer and “take a look”.

Cavalier: As in how GM behaved towards your concerns about your keys falling out and you plowing into a tree at speed.

Pelican parts are always on back-order for some reason.