Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

But he was the glue that held the team together!

Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

So did he.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Should have chosen Subway

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

Darth Wader

No.

What if I use Chobani?